Ethan's (Two Guns's) Cell Phone

[Ethan (Two Guns)]

Yo, Ethan here!

Jus' updating my cell phone!

If you're gettin' this message, I'm either too busy to pick up the phone or hiding my ass from Kylie! Or crazy ass women that wanna shoot me in general!

Leave the message after the beep. I'll try to get back to ya but if I don't respond in a week, consider me six feet under!

*Gun shot is heard in the background*

Ah shit! Uh g-gotta go!

BEEP!

[Cissnei Sinclair]

"Accident? *small laugh* Oh and I'm supposed to believe that Ethan? I'm not stupid you know. I don't believe that it was an accident, at least not from what Shotgun tells me. But, I'll be nice and try to calm her down for you. If you do one thing for me. Tell me honestly. Was it an accident?"

-CLICK-

[Reno Sinclair]

"HER NAME WAS LOLA, SHE WAS A SHOWGIRL.
WITH YELLOW FEATHERS IN HER HAIR AND A DRESS CUT DOWN TO THERE-"

-DISCONNECTED-

[Reno Sinclair]

"SHE WOULD MERENGUE AND DO THE CHA-CHA
AND WHILE SHE TRIED TO BE A STAR, TONY ALWAYS TENDED BAR
ACROSS A CROWDED FLOOR, THEY WORKED FROM 8 TO 4
THEY WERE YOUNG AND THEY HAD EACH OTHER
WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE-"

-Accidentally hung up-

[Reno Sinclair]

"AT THE COPA, COPACABANA
THE HOTTEST SPOT NORTH OF HAVANA
AT THE COPA, COPACABANA
MUSIC AND PASSION WERE ALWAYS THE FASHION
AT THE COPA...THEY FELL IN-" *passes out*

-CLICK-

[Reno Sinclair]

"I WANT YOUR LOVIN' AND I WANT YOUR REEEEEEEEVENGE YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAAAAD ROMANCE~

OH OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CAUGHT IN A BAD RO-....I was going for a 'let's troll Zack' phone call. Sorry bro!"

-click-