Epic IM's of Awesome

[ebony]

Stranger: ih

Stranger: hi

You: I'M A PANDA!

You: *sits down and noms on bamboo* 83

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Zack Fair]

Riku:Do I knows you? >.>
Feb 21 7:00 AM
Taiya:O.o?
Feb 21 7:00 AM
Riku:Who sent you?! >:U -*points* Tell Esteban I'll have his money saturday!
Feb 21 7:00 AM
Taiya:<_< >_>
Feb 21 7:01 AM
Taiya:Esteban won't like that.
Feb 21 7:01 AM
Riku:Too bad! I'll rat him out to the cops >:T
Feb 21 7:01 AM
Taiya:Esteban is a cop
Feb 21 7:01 AM
Taiya:>_>
Feb 21 7:02 AM
Riku:So? The commish won't like it when I hand him proof he's been hittin' the flour!
Feb 21 7:02 AM
Taiya:Your word against his. He'll win
Feb 21 7:03 AM
Riku:Then I'll kill him... *points gun at her* After I kill you... *dramatic music plays in the background*
Feb 21 7:05 AM
Taiya:<_<
Feb 21 7:05 AM
Taiya:Go ahead and shoot.
Feb 21 7:05 AM
Taiya:Then everyone will know about Suzie.
Feb 21 7:06 AM
Riku:TCH! How did you know about her?!
Feb 21 7:06 AM
Taiya:*Shrugs* A little birdie.
Feb 21 7:07 AM
Riku:It doesn't matter... Suzie's a ghost, no one will find her...
Feb 21 7:07 AM
Riku:Now... Turn away...
Feb 21 7:07 AM
Taiya:*stares him down, big blue eyes* Go ahead.
Feb 21 7:07 AM
Riku:Turn away!
Feb 21 7:08 AM
Taiya:Nope.
Feb 21 7:08 AM
Riku:I said turn away damn you!
Feb 21 7:10 AM
Taiya:Nope ^_^
Feb 21 7:10 AM
Taiya:Gonna have to look me in the eye when you shoot me.
Feb 21 7:10 AM
Riku:... *gritts teeth* ...
Riku:I can't kill you... You remind me of her...
Feb 21 7:11 AM
Taiya:*stare* How did she die?
Feb 21 7:12 AM
Riku:... *looks away frowning deeply* Drive by...
Feb 21 7:12 AM
Taiya:....I'm sorry. *touches his arm* She was a good woman.
Feb 21 7:13 AM
Riku:... *looks at her* ... Too good for me...
Feb 21 7:13 AM
Riku:Costello had always been right
Feb 21 7:13 AM
Taiya:She loved you. That's all that matters, not if you weren't good enough for her. She never would have felt that way.
Feb 21 7:14 AM
Riku:*smirks* I didn't deserve an angel like that. A piece of dirt like me shouldn't have been with an angel like her...

Aww yeah, Riku and I are gonna produce a police movie one day \o/

[qator]

This is what happens when Gippy and I get bored I guess xD

travel4fun13: *dances around* I haz muse!
travel4fun13: >.> coming up with a character quote from nothing....sucks
eyepatchgippal: lol
travel4fun13: >_> and custom titles too.
eyepatchgippal: hummmmm
travel4fun13: I saw a fanart picture of him....and it said "White Thunder" under it :0
travel4fun13: Or I could go with Brigadier General xD
eyepatchgippal: lol....nah go with... KURASAME POKES MAH EYE OUT!
eyepatchgippal: POKED*
travel4fun13: lolololol
travel4fun13: Qator: -_____x
eyepatchgippal: Kura: ^______^
travel4fun13: Qator: At least the rest of my face is pretty >_________x
eyepatchgippal: Kura: D:
travel4fun13: Qator: Wat u hidin' under that mask? *trollface*
eyepatchgippal: lol he being a baby
travel4fun13: <.< this is the very meaning of a Crack!Conversation
eyepatchgippal: : D
Kurasame: *flings mask at Qator*
travel4fun13: Qator: *hit in the face with mask* ....;-;
eyepatchgippal: Kura: Deal with it! *smacks on the back*
travel4fun13: Qator: >_____< *dropkicks*
eyepatchgippal: Kura: *dropkicked* I can still seeee!
travel4fun13: Qator: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY BLIND SPOT?!
eyepatchgippal: Kura: Never!
travel4fun13: Qator: I THINK YOU WERE.
eyepatchgippal: Kura: Prove it!
travel4fun13: Qator: Shall I go back and screen cap!?
eyepatchgippal: Kura: *puts pink ribbons in his hair on his blind side* Nope!
travel4fun13: Qator: D: What did you just do?! I can't see!
eyepatchgippal: Kura: *skips away* Nuttin!
travel4fun13: Qator: >.> I didn't know you liked to skip. /says the one with pink bows in his hair
eyepatchgippal: Kura: I do! Releves stress yano!
travel4fun13: Qator: o__o it does?! >.> Do people judge you?
eyepatchgippal: Kura: Proably, but not to my face. I think I intimate people.
travel4fun13: Qator: >> you mean intimidate people. If you are intimate with people....ima just be quiet ;D *skips*
eyepatchgippal: Kura: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
travel4fun13: Qator: tralalalala~ I hear an annoyance in the wind~ >_>
eyepatchgippal: Kura: WHAT YOU SAY!?!?
travel4fun13: Qator: oh, you didn't hear me? *gets megaphone* I HEAR. AN ANNOYANCE. IN THE WIND. AND IT'S NAME. IS. KURASAME.
eyepatchgippal: Kurasame: *takes pics of him with pink ribbons and then grabs megaphone* OHHHH OK!!!!
travel4fun13: Qator: O.O Y U TAKE PICS OF ME?! Can't stand to be away from my glorious beauty? >.>;
eyepatchgippal: Kurasame: Yeah! Thats it! *downloads on computer and makes photocopies*
travel4fun13: Qator: >.> You posting all of those on facebook? D: Cid will be jealous that he doesn't get pictures taken of him.
eyepatchgippal: Kurasame: *slaps one pic up on the nearest wall with superglue* Isnt Cid bald?
travel4fun13: Qator: >.> I don't know honestly, nor do I want to find out. Wait a second....this photo of me..... WHAT. IS. IN. MY. HAIR.
eyepatchgippal: Kurasame: TROLOLOLOL *skips away again*
travel4fun13: Qator: *shakes fist and collapses to knees* I WILL GET YOU KURASAME. I'LL GET YOU AND YOUR CLASS ZERO TOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ *melts*

^ This is how Kura and Qator's meetings really should go.

[Zack Fair]

Barty: Haters gonna hate
travel4fun13 (Feb 27 2:10 PM):‎ <.<
travel4fun13 (Feb 27 2:10 PM):‎ He did...not...just....
dreamhorses9 (Feb 27 2:10 PM):‎ Barty: *sexy dance breaks it down*
travel4fun13 (Feb 27 2:11 PM):‎ Light: NONE OF THAT.
dreamhorses9 (Feb 27 2:11 PM):‎ Barty: *holds her gaze, sexy dances*
travel4fun13 (Feb 27 2:12 PM):‎ Light: <.< *leaves*
travel4fun13 (Feb 27 2:12 PM):‎ |: she couldn't handle that.
dreamhorses9 (Feb 27 2:12 PM):‎ Barty: I have that 'don't know what to do' effect on people. All I can say is...come to daddy...*opens arms*
ravel4fun13 (Feb 27 2:13 PM): >.>;;; Ima scare
dreamhorses9 (Feb 27 2:15 PM):‎ Barty: It's okay, daddy will take care of you :3
travel4fun13 (Feb 27 2:16 PM):‎ <.<;; like really scared here. This isn't supposed to be happening. D8
dreamhorses9 (Feb 27 2:17 PM):‎ Barty: Sshhh my child. Just come ;D

[Reno Sinclair]

Feb 27 7:17 PM
travel4fun13:Trey should care about the Noel gossip thing >.>
Feb 27 7:18 PM
travel4fun13:/yes I'm talking to Elena
Feb 27 7:18 PM
hammwith2ms:Trey isn't capable of it XD
Feb 27 7:18 PM
travel4fun13:Even when Sice may be eating fries with someone else? :0
Feb 27 7:18 PM
hammwith2ms:Since he knows it's Carla
Feb 27 7:18 PM
travel4fun13:<.< right, he has logic.
Feb 27 7:18 PM
hammwith2ms:Trey: \o/
Feb 27 7:19 PM
travel4fun13:*King muse totally didn't get bummed out earlier* xD
Feb 27 7:19 PM
hammwith2ms:XD
Feb 27 7:19 PM
hammwith2ms:Rallying the troops, eh? << >>
Feb 27 7:19 PM
hammwith2ms:Eight's game
Feb 27 7:19 PM
hammwith2ms:Trey...can be convinced XD
Feb 27 7:20 PM
travel4fun13:xD King wanted to rally the troops!
Feb 27 7:20 PM
travel4fun13:King: ;-; Queen commented my physique before...but...she never said anything as nice as what she said about Noel.
Feb 27 7:21 PM
hammwith2ms:Eight: >> << >> He better not be shooting his gun at Cater
travel4fun13:King: -___- Let's go convince Trey to join the cause....
Feb 27 7:22 PM
hammwith2ms:Eight: We'll remind him he already has the commander and Seven to compete with >>
Feb 27 7:22 PM
travel4fun13:King: RIGH- >.> right. okay.
Feb 27 7:25 PM
hammwith2ms:Eight: We need to use secret code so the girl's can't find out. >>
Feb 27 7:25 PM
travel4fun13:King: hmm....what kind of secret code? >>
Feb 27 7:26 PM
hammwith2ms:Eight: Hand signals?
Feb 27 7:28 PM
travel4fun13:King: >.> okay!
Feb 27 7:28 PM
hammwith2ms:Eight: Um...do you know any hand signals? >>
Feb 27 7:29 PM
travel4fun13:King: *smirks* One or two. >.> though not appropriate for this.
Feb 27 7:30 PM
hammwith2ms:Edge: How about... three fingers for when we need to meet up and plan?
Feb 27 7:30 PM
travel4fun13:King: Alright....*won't remember any of this* Sounds like a plan....
Feb 27 7:31 PM
hammwith2ms:Edge: \o/ Now... >> How do we get rid of this guy?
Feb 27 7:31 PM
travel4fun13:King: Simple. Throw him through a portal.
Feb 27 7:32 PM
hammwith2ms:Edge: Oh. And where do we find a portal? >>
Feb 27 7:32 PM
travel4fun13:King: >> Since when do I need to talk to Edge about this? Where's Eight?
Feb 27 7:32 PM
travel4fun13:/trolololol
Feb 27 7:33 PM
hammwith2ms:Lulz, too many places XD
Feb 27 7:33 PM
hammwith2ms:*Eight
Feb 27 7:33 PM
travel4fun13:I am proud to not have noticed that any sooner.
Feb 27 7:33 PM
travel4fun13:King: >> Well....well....hmm....I don't know <.<
Feb 27 7:34 PM
hammwith2ms:Eight: Doesn't that one silver-haired guy know about portals? >>
Feb 27 7:34 PM
travel4fun13:King: >.> yes....maybe. and those friends of his, the two pinkettes...
Feb 27 7:34 PM
hammwith2ms:Eight: Yeah... but will they help us? >> Maybe we can bribe them? <<
Feb 27 7:36 PM
travel4fun13:King: <.< I know one of them likes to hit people...let's get Nine!
Feb 27 7:36 PM
hammwith2ms:Eight: :0 Perfect
Feb 27 7:37 PM
trave4fun13:King: \o/ Lets go find him!
Feb 27 7:38 PM
hammwith2ms:Eight: Alright We should find up brown-nosing to Seven
Feb 27 7:38 PM
travel4fun13:King: Right- wait....>> if he's with Seven....*Recalls bad experiences* >.> you go find them. I'll wait here.
Feb 27 7:40 PM
hammwith2ms:Eight: >> Why? You're the one who can put up with Nine's empty-headedness
Feb 27 7:41 PM
hammwith2ms:Did you get that? XD
Feb 27 7:41 PM
travel4fun13:I did.
Feb 27 7:41 PM
hammwith2ms:\o/
Feb 27 7:41 PM
travel4fun13:King: >.> I don't like walking in on people....you go.
Feb 27 7:42 PM
hammwith2ms:Eight: << >> Knock first?
Feb 27 7:42 PM
travel4fun13:King: >> that doesn't seem to work
Feb 27 7:43 PM
hammwith2ms:Eight: o.o THey were getting that busy?
Feb 27 7:43 PM
travel4fun13:King: >.> I don't want to find out. That's why you're going.
Feb 27 7:44 PM
hammwith2ms:Eight: >< Fine.
Feb 27 7:44 PM
travel4fun13:King: \o/ /short people always lose
Feb 27 7:47 PM
hammwith2ms:Eight: u.u *trots off*
Feb 27 7:47 PM
travel4fun13: I'm sure Nine would so like that plan.
Feb 27 7:48 PM
hammwith2ms:XD Yep

I found this to be the best plan ever lol

[caius]

eyepatchgippal: ..............................................
eyepatchgippal: I wonder what is on the packaging line with Starburst Gummibursts....
travel4fun13: o.o
eyepatchgippal: lol I just found a Gummibear in my pack of these lol
eyepatchgippal: a rather large gummibear
eyepatchgippal: that smells like cinnamon
eyepatchgippal: lol ok anyyywayyy
travel4fun13: LOL

--------------LATER---------------

travel4fun13: welp I may just go to bed xD
eyepatchgippal: ima thinkin about it lol
travel4fun13: do eet
travel4fun13: Im just far too lazy and have a headache to be writing posts u.u
eyepatchgippal: such a good friend : D
travel4fun13: I am!
travel4fun13: To bed with ye!
eyepatchgippal: I do hope dat headache goes away
travel4fun13: Me too u.u
eyepatchgippal: lol i have not eaten this cinnamon gummi bear.....
travel4fun13: >.> don't do it.
eyepatchgippal: just fyi lol
travel4fun13: it could be evil.
travel4fun13: don't do it.
eyepatchgippal: lol the thing is like an inch and a half tall and can actually sit up!
travel4fun13: o.o
travel4fun13: throw it away! D:
eyepatchgippal: lol
travel4fun13: demon gummibears are on the loose >.>
eyepatchgippal: D :
travel4fun13: throw it! squish it, something xD
eyepatchgippal: it is....red....
travel4fun13: <.< I so called it
eyepatchgippal: lol
travel4fun13: it's just waiting for you to go to sleep....
eyepatchgippal: ima serious! ima take a pic of it later and post it up
eyepatchgippal: lol
travel4fun13: xD Demon candy!
eyepatchgippal: and its got this creepy little smile on its face!
travel4fun13: I'M TELLING YOU. IT'S WAITING FOR YOU TO GO TO SLEEP.
eyepatchgippal: *will never sleep again*
travel4fun13: *insert horror music here*
eyepatchgippal: !!!!!!!!!!!
travel4fun13: The movie: When Gummy Bears Attack
eyepatchgippal: When DEMON! Gummi Bears Attack!
travel4fun13: YES. THAT.
travel4fun13: Starring, Gippy as the hero who must fight against the demon gummy bears.
travel4fun13: And Repa the....do nothing person who sits there and eats the normal stuff.
eyepatchgippal: : D
eyepatchgippal: lol NAW She dat cool driver!
travel4fun13: XD In a horror movie I would drive about as good as Alice trololol
eyepatchgippal: lol
travel4fun13: "Whoops there went the mirror...and a mailbox."
eyepatchgippal: She is not a bad driver fyi! lol she heard Snows name and was caught off guard
travel4fun13: >.> that's not what Light thinks ;D
eyepatchgippal: Thats not what anyone thinks cause she didnt mention it lol
travel4fun13: xD oh well
travel4fun13: Anyways, enjoy your demon gummy bear, I must go to sleep.
eyepatchgippal: !!!!!!!!!! GET OUT!
travel4fun13: o.o yes'm
travel4fun13: but remember
travel4fun13: >.> <.<
eyepatchgippal: STOP IT!
travel4fun13: -.o it's watching you
eyepatchgippal: D :
travel4fun13 is typing...
travel4fun13: *troll dances to bed*
eyepatchgippal: Night!

REPA DA TROLLL!!!!!!!

AND THE PROOF!

I PRESENT YOU WITH DEMON GUMMI BEAR!



AND A SQUISHED DEMON GUMMI BEAR!

[Tifa Lockhart]

eyepatchgippal: lol...I just had this strange idea for a thread for us
travel4fun13: of?
travel4fun13: oh*
eyepatchgippal: lol Riley and Gadot
eyepatchgippal: that would be most interesting
travel4fun13: >_> I think you're looking for Kent, he be in the other chat box
travel4fun13: *points to other box*
eyepatchgippal: DAMNIT! lol FAIL!
travel4fun13: This moment must be rememebred.
travel4fun13: and remembered*

[snow]

Cayce Logan
I lol'd at Zack saying that Fang's was perfect for her

snowrho
Rygdea: Commandos ftw?

Cayce Logan
my Noel muse suddenly feels very very awkward.

snowrho
why?

Cayce Logan
lol, me mentioning Fang, and then you with Rygdea XD

snowrho
lmao XD
"EW THAT'S LIKE MY PARENTS" DDDDDD8

Cayce Logan
XDD

snowrho
Rygdea: Deal with it boy 8DDD
Rygdea: If you don't want to hear any noises, and I assure you they will be extremely loud, then go find the girl with the flower and sweet-talk her >.>

Cayce Logan
LMAO jsfhjkaklsjeghasjd

snowrho
Rygdea: I hope you know how to pleasure a woman, by the way. I'd hate to know my skills had been lost over the generations. Don't make me give you 'the talk'

Cayce Logan
JHBFGJIFDUHJGKOASDFIUHJGK

snowrho
Rygdea: It's okay, I borrowed this chart from a lovely woman called Arecia. Right, here are all the important things you need to know. *starts pointing to various parts of the anatomy chart with full and frank description*

Cayce Logan
hgja\hsgjdfkhsbgjkvbhzbkmvfx

snowrho
Rygdea: *long talk* ... and then you'll be a proper man! Any questions?

Cayce Logan
lmao, idek anymore. Noel may now just be slightly scarred

had to XD

[Gladiolus (Scar) Cicatrix]

travel4fun13: I now wanna listen to Disney songs...

*Branden sends Video of "I'll make a man out of you"*

travel4fun13: O______________O
travel4fun13: <- just turned that on her ipod
leomon878: ... Fate, or coincidence?
leomon878: I say fate.
leomon878: >.> <.<
travel4fun13: BRANDEN.
travel4fun13: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
leomon878: TO DEFEAT THE HUNS
travel4fun13: DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS, WHEN I ASKED....FOR SONS?!
leomon878: YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I'VE EVER MET, BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH.... MISTER I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOUUUU!
travel4fun13: TRANQUIL AS A FOREST.
leomon878: BUT ON FIRE, WITHIN
travel4fun13: ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER, YOU ARE SURE TO WIN!
leomon878: /keeps getting distracted >_>
travel4fun13: /finds this oh so amusing >>
leomon878: YOU'RE A SPINELESS PALE, PATHETIC LOT. AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE.
leomon878: /not sure if serious or sarcasm, XD
travel4fun13: SOMEHOW I'LL MAKE A MAN, OUT OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!
travel4fun13: /serious
leomon878: I'M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH!
leomon878: /yes!
travel4fun13: SAY GOODBYE TO THOSE WHO KNEW ME!
leomon878: BOY WAS I A FOOL IN SCHOOL FOR CUTTING GYM
travel4fun13: THIS GUY'S GOT'EM SCARED TO TO DEATH || HOPE HE DOESN'T SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME (I'm a girl and deserve that line)
leomon878: NOW I REALLY WISH THAT I KNEW HOW TO SWIIIIIMMMM
leomon878: /yeah... it would've been awkward if I'd have said it. >.>
travel4fun13: BE. A. MAN!
travel4fun13: /can't resist font codes
leomon878: YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS THE COARSING RIVER
... /typo, whatevs
travel4fun13: WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON
travel4fun13: /we care not about typos
leomon878: WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE
leomon878: /oh, okies
travel4fun13: MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
leomon878: TIME IS RACING TOWARD US! TILL THE HUNS ARRIVE!
travel4fun13: HEED MY EVERY ORDER AND YOU MIGHT SURVIVE!
leomon878: YOU'RE UNSUITED FOR, THE RAGE OF WAR, SO PACK UP, GO HOME, YOU'RE THROUGH!
travel4fun13: HOW COULD I, MAKE A MAN, OUT OF YOUUUUUUUUU?!?!
leomon878: YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVER!
travel4fun13: WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON!
leomon878: WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIIIIRE
travel4fun13: MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOON! (and repeat?)
leomon878: /we can wait till the next verse
leomon878: XD
leomon878: Oh..
travel4fun13: END OF SONG, YO!
leomon878: I just realized it was the end.
travel4fun13: XD
travel4fun13: this deserves to be remembered.
leomon878: I'm sad now.
leomon878: ;.;
leomon878: Yes, yes it does.
leomon878: This was AMAZING. /shot

Why yes, we are mature people >>

[wascallywabbit]

Apr 4, 2012 23:24:11 GMT -5 Gladiolus (Scar) Cicatrix said:

Why yes, we are mature people >>

Yes. Yes. Very.

[caius]

IN THAT LOONEH BIN! : D

eyepatchgippal: *gives a bear hug and walks away like nothing happened*
loon: >_> *Hugged* Hello stranger.
eyepatchgippal: : D how be the Loon?!
loon: I've been good. How have you been?
eyepatchgippal: I am good as well!
eyepatchgippal: We all miss the Looneh!
loon: No you all don't. I never existed. I was just a ghost of a storm thingy that make sense.
eyepatchgippal: lol surrrre...because Loon knows what everyone thinks : D
loon: He does. That is why he is a ghost.
loon: Because he a know everything.
eyepatchgippal: He know everything....the opposite of what everyone thinks.
loon: Yes, if by opposite you mean exactly what they thinking.
loon: <-This guy. Win
eyepatchgippal: Yes! thats what I mean. Yes means No and No mean Yes, Up is down and down is up, left is right and right is left, the sky is green and the grass is blue, We dont miss Loon and he dont miss us too!
eyepatchgippal: lol your fasinated arnt you?
loon: You lose me at down. >_>
loon: I can't read.
eyepatchgippal: of course you can!
loon: No, I can't. Ima stupid.
eyepatchgippal: Nah! You just read this! and that ^!
eyepatchgippal: You cannot fool me!
loon: I'm not trying to fool you. I'm not smart.
loon: Ask me a question that a smart person would know.
eyepatchgippal: Who is better than Loon?
loon: No one. That one is common sense.
eyepatchgippal: True...moving on!
loon: <-This guy. Win again
eyepatchgippal: If a train is moving at 20 times the speed of light and another train is moving a 60 divided by 2 of the speed of light which is moving faster?!?
loon: Easy. The cat is in the over.
eyepatchgippal: lol! See you smart!
eyepatchgippal: <-- wins
loon: I don't understand.
eyepatchgippal: If a cat was driving both trains at the same time then it would not matter which was moving faster!
loon: This is true... Damn, you so smart. That cat... Genius.
eyepatchgippal: : D
eyepatchgippal: but Sonny though my rap was nice! lol
loon: Show me!
eyepatchgippal: lol i already showed you but you stopped reading at down!
loon: *Goes back to read it*
eyepatchgippal: : D
loon: You should be a rapper.
eyepatchgippal: I should!
eyepatchgippal: /end sarcastic egotistical rant
loon: No keep going. It will amuse thee.
eyepatchgippal: lol nah im good now
loon: You sure?
eyepatchgippal: Yeah : D
loon: You wanna get shot?
eyepatchgippal: Nuuu!
eyepatchgippal: Why would someone do that?!
loon: You apparently do if you don't keep entertaining me!
eyepatchgippal: Wanna see a card trick!?
loon: >_> Depends. *Loads guns*
eyepatchgippal: D :
eyepatchgippal: Ahem! I present you with the GREAT MAGICIAN HUDINIE (sp?) GIPPY!
eyepatchgippal: *bows bows*
loon: >_> Can you hurry up and get to the trick?
eyepatchgippal: Awww the intros are always the best!
loon: I'm waiting.
eyepatchgippal: SONNEH SAYS HEY!
eyepatchgippal: *bows bows*
loon: I'm talking to that *bleep* now. -_- Continue with the trick!
eyepatchgippal: *holds up a deck of cards* PICK ONE!
loon: *Picks one* >_>
eyepatchgippal: Now put it back in the deck!
eyepatchgippal: DONT LET ME SEE IT!
eyepatchgippal: DONT MAKE ME WAIT!
loon: *Put it back in the deck* >_>
eyepatchgippal: YAY! OK! *shuffles cards, and cuts the deck a bazillion times and then finally after a million years holds them up in the air and lets them all fly at Loons face* WAS IT ONE OF THOSE?!?!
loon: *Sighs and aims gun at her* You have 3 seconds to apologize.
eyepatchgippal: But you wanted a trick and it was successful! Y U NO APPRICIATE MY MAGIC?!?!
loon: Because it's not magic!!!! I can do that!
loon: Now, ima show you my magic. Ima make your life disappear.
loon: FOREVER!
eyepatchgippal: NO! ITS GIPPY MAGIC! AND ONLY GIPPY CAN DO IT!
eyepatchgippal: *hides under invisible cloak forever*
loon: >_> *Has the un-invisible cloak eyes so I can see her*
eyepatchgippal: D : Thats cheating!
loon: >_> And having a invisible cloak isn't?
eyepatchgippal: *takes it off* youre right! *pulls out a double barrell heat seaking gun with a scope*
loon: >_> Who you gonna shoot with that?
eyepatchgippal: Your right! *pulls out a lovely little flower and hands it to Loon*
loon: I'm allergic to flowers!
eyepatchgippal: Ohhh I am sorry! I did not know! *takes flower back and stomps it into the dust and pulls out a fake pretty little flower and hands it to Loon*
loon: >_> I don't like flowers?
loon: I mean... I love them.
eyepatchgippal: !!!!!!!!! Then take it!
loon: *Takes it* What a jerk.
eyepatchgippal: Fine! Be that way! What would make the Loon happeh!?
loon: A million dollars.
eyepatchgippal: *sends a million dollars*
loon: And some cookies.
loon: With chocolate milk.
eyepatchgippal: *sends cookies and calls in delivery for chocolate milk so it dosnt spoil by the time it gets there*
loon: And some donuts.
eyepatchgippal: What kind?!
loon: You mad!?
eyepatchgippal: NO I aint mad! Im being a friend!
loon: What's up witht he exclamation mark then!
eyepatchgippal: It can be used for excitement too you know.
loon: I don't. I'ma slow, remember?
eyepatchgippal: Slow but SMART! This is acceptable!
eyepatchgippal: Nao! What kind of doughnut?
loon: Moonstar?
eyepatchgippal: This..is a kind of doughnut?
loon: Yes. It's the doughnut of the gods
eyepatchgippal: Ohhh! *sends Moonstar doughnuts...a million of them*
loon: And some cornbread.
eyepatchgippal: *sends homemade cornbread secretly sprinkled with her friendly love and affection for the missed Loon*
loon: *Eats everything*
eyepatchgippal: : D
eyepatchgippal: And that will be mah finale...ima tired and must sleep lol
loon: Yeah, it's pass your bedtime.
eyepatchgippal: it is! lol I shall annoy you moar in the future!
loon: Yes, and I shall have another gun waiting.
eyepatchgippal: : D *huggles and scats for now*
loon: *Huggles* G'Night.

[alice]

COLE AND SOBER!ALICE ON DRUNK!ALICE

Apr 12 5:36 PMAmber Powers:Ohh sober!alice wants to give cole a message
Apr 12 5:39 PMAmber Powers:Dont let drunk!alice near bottlerockets,lighters,gas, wrenches,towing equipment,screwdrivers,coasters, or anything that streches
Apr 12 5:40 PMhammwith2ms:Bahahaha
Apr 12 5:40 PMhammwith2ms:Cole: Not even elastic? >>
Apr 12 5:41 PMAmber Powers:Sober!Alice: are you asking about her underware?
Apr 12 5:41 PMhammwith2ms:Cole: No...actually mine D8
Apr 12 5:42 PMAmber Powers:Sober!alice: ohh well thats the exception
Apr 12 5:42 PMhammwith2ms:Cole: That scares me D8
Apr 12 5:43 PMAmber Powers:Sober!alice: hey you should have invested in that chasity belt we talked about.
Apr 12 5:43 PMhammwith2ms:Cole: That scares me even more D8
Apr 12 5:44 PMAmber Powers:Sober!alice: i can only give one piece of adivice
Apr 12 5:45 PMAmber Powers:Sober!alice: get as toasted as her and it wont matter
Apr 12 5:46 PMhammwith2ms:Cole: I'd need fifty beers for that. D8
Apr 12 5:47 PMAmber Powers:Sober!alice: it actually dont take that much
Apr 12 5:48 PMhammwith2ms:Cole: For me it does D8 I once drank a *goes into long story that ending surprisingly without disaster*
Apr 12 5:50 PMAmber Powers:Sober!alice: well in that case ask her to bring out the big guns.......she will know what you are talking about
Apr 12 5:50 PMhammwith2ms:Cole: o.o I don't know if I want to do that
Apr 12 5:51 PMAmber Powers:Sober!alice: ohh come you can take it like a man. Just let her ravish you without fear of death
Apr 12 5:52 PMhammwith2ms:Cole: >> << Does she have lotion?
Apr 12 5:53 PMAmber Powers:Sober!alice: she has a lot of thing proably some that i dont even know about
Apr 12 5:54 PMhammwith2ms:Cole: O.O That's not reassuring about the death thing...
Apr 12 5:55 PMAmber Powers:Sober!alice: none that cause death...maybe tempoary paralazation but not death
Apr 12 5:56 PMhammwith2ms:Cole: >>
Apr 12 5:59 PMAmber Powers:Sober!alice: well another thing......when in doubt there is a cellar exit....but once she get started you wont wanna leave
Apr 12 5:59 PMAmber Powers:Lol i love how she justifies her drunk self
Apr 12 6:00 PMhammwith2ms:Cole: >> << >> << >> What's in the cellar? Barthandelus waiting to rape me?
Apr 12 6:00 PMAmber Powers:Sober!alice: pissshhhh shes not that deminted
Apr 12 6:01 PMAmber Powers:Sober!alice: more like her cutting you off from you eascape then rape...its how she rolls
Apr 12 6:01 PMhammwith2ms:Cole: Ah...that's...reassuring.
Apr 12 6:03 PMAmber Powers:Sober!alice: what? Would you rather it be ball n chain cause i can arrange that
Apr 12 6:04 PMhammwith2ms:Cole: @_@ Why not twine, that would be more comfortable... *thinking too practically*
Apr 12 6:04 PMAmber Powers:Sober!alice: ill be sure to pass that along anything else?
Apr 12 6:06 PMhammwith2ms:Cole: Uh....just tell her to make sure she doesn't get any ideas with the pistols...
Apr 12 6:15 PMAmber Powers:Sober!alice: nah dont think shed take that route but ill be sure and remind her....but i suppose i am partly to blame for your up comming ravishing....
PMhammwith2ms:Cole: you think >>
Apr 12 6:18 PMAmber Powers:Sober!alice: what do you want me to do about it now?
Apr 12 6:19 PMhammwith2ms:Cole: ...Find some condoms. That is all.
Apr 12 6:24 PMAmber Powers:Sober!alice: *laughs* comedian you make it too easy. But your request shall be fullfiled Apr 12 6:25
PMhammwith2ms:Cole: \o/ I'm just being careful >>
Apr 12 6:25 PMAmber Powers:sober!alice: good man, not sure she would like that ending either
Apr 12 6:26 PMhammwith2ms:Cole: well let's hope the pants stay on anyway >> <<
Apr 12 6:28 PMAmber Powers:Sober!alice: ahh its the first date and all i understand

[Kain Highwind]

THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A MAN NAMED JED KAIN! THE POOR MOUNTAINEER..........

eyepatchgippal: ohh! lol At least Connie dont have to worry about fire for her fordge
eyepatchgippal: or however you spell that
travel4fun13: XD oh?
eyepatchgippal: DRAGON BREATH!
travel4fun13: Lmao right. That'll be convenient
eyepatchgippal: lulz we always are
travel4fun13: "I need to light this thi-" *DRAGON BREATH* O.O "Nevermind..."
eyepatchgippal: Skeiron: FUCK YEAH!
travel4fun13: Rio: >_> I wish I could fly....or breathe fire.
eyepatchgippal: lol their kid....will love it!
travel4fun13: OH! I gotta show you the picture of her horse >< whenever I get on my laptop again
travel4fun13: "DRAGONDRAGONDRAGON" Connie would have heart attacks at least twice a day.
eyepatchgippal: Skeiron: Nah you dont. Have you ever had about a million arrows cut through your flesh?
travel4fun13: Rio: No, cuz I'm pretty :3 People like pretty ponies.
eyepatchgippal: Skeiron: Of course they do! *makes best friends charm*
travel4fun13: Rio: \o/ We're buddehs!
travel4fun13: Connie: o_________O the hell is this?!
eyepatchgippal: Skeiron: ALWAYS!
eyepatchgippal: Kain: I....do not even know what to say.
travel4fun13: Rio: *prances around and stuff*
travel4fun13: Connie: .......... *makes like a tree and leaves*
eyepatchgippal: Skeiron: *breaks down houses because he is trying to prance around and stuff too*
travel4fun13: ^ LMAO
eyepatchgippal: lol
travel4fun13: (I snort laughed)
eyepatchgippal: this has to go in epic IMs
eyepatchgippal: lol
travel4fun13: Rio: O.O You're doing it wrong!
eyepatchgippal: Skeiron: WHAT?!?
eyepatchgippal: Skeiron: Teach me!
travel4fun13: Rio: TINY steps bro! Light on your feet! *prances again for an example*
eyepatchgippal: Skeiron: Like....this? *does as he is instructed, only making small thunderous noises*
travel4fun13: Rio: \o/ MUCH BETTER! Now gently whip your tail around to make you look magestic!
eyepatchgippal: Skeiron: *flips tail around all crazy like he never heard the word gently and tears down a windmill*
travel4fun13: Rio: -___- Skeiron.....GENTLY. Try again, like me. *prances, whips tail around*
eyepatchgippal: Skeiron: Ohhh gently! Okay! *tries again with more success* Like this?!? *continues through a field of flowers*
eyepatchgippal: Kain: Thats gonna be a heafty repair bill.
travel4fun13: Rio: Excellent! You're doing great!
travel4fun13: Connie: .____. And who is paying for this repair bill?
eyepatchgippal: Kain: *shrugs* I am on it.
travel4fun13: Connie: u.u I guess I am too...I am...partially responsible.
travel4fun13: Rio: Oh oh oh! Can you gallop? :0
eyepatchgippal: Skeiron: Gallop? I know the art of running, kind of. I am good at landings!
travel4fun13: Rio: What about leaping over things, let's see what you can do! :3
eyepatchgippal: Skeiron: *looks around and then jumps over a forest* WAS THAT GOOD?!?!
travel4fun13: Rio: *too far away to answer clearly*
eyepatchgippal: lmao!
travel4fun13: This is sadder than our Kura and Qator conversation xD
eyepatchgippal: Skeiron: *jumps back over* I couldnt hear!
eyepatchgippal: lol it is
travel4fun13: Rio: GREAT JOB BUDDEH! High five! *raises hoof*
eyepatchgippal: Skeiron: *raises paw gently to hi5*
travel4fun13: Rio: \o/ That's enough pony work for today.
eyepatchgippal: Skeiron: It is hard work!
eyepatchgippal: Kain: Yeah, clearly.
travel4fun13: Rio: Welcome to my everyday life, bro!
travel4fun13: Connie: ._____. I don't....understand.
eyepatchgippal: Skeiron: I know! I am sorry.
travel4fun13: Rio: >>; Psst. I think they're mad, or something.
eyepatchgippal: Skeiron: o.o He is! They are!
eyepatchgippal: Kain: Yeah. You'd better notice.
travel4fun13: Rio: D: Run! *gallops away*
travel4fun13: Connie: |:<
eyepatchgippal: Skeiron: *flies away*
eyepatchgippal: LMAO! wow....
travel4fun13: .........and....they lived happily ever after? Fleeing from Angry!Kain and Angry!Connie?
eyepatchgippal: yus!
eyepatchgippal: lulz
travel4fun13: A fantastic story.
eyepatchgippal: : D
travel4fun13: To the epic IMs?
eyepatchgippal: yus!
eyepatchgippal: Kain: He will be working off that repair bill.
travel4fun13: Connie: >:] as will Rio. Pack mule anyone?
eyepatchgippal: Kain: Here how about this? Rio can pull along all the eqiupment needed to fix that windmill, and Skeiron can act as a support beam?
travel4fun13: Connie: Sounds good to me. >_> They deserve it.
eyepatchgippal: LMAO! Edge was right....
travel4fun13: About? XD
eyepatchgippal: Kain is Little House on the Pariere Man
travel4fun13: LMAO
eyepatchgippal: Kain: God Damnit!
travel4fun13: Rydia: LOLOLOLOL- *shoved away*
eyepatchgippal: Kain: *rages*
travel4fun13: Rydia: *somewhere laughing*
eyepatchgippal: lol
travel4fun13: Connie: >>;
travel4fun13: She so nice.
eyepatchgippal: lol hes fixing houses and windmills and is now regrowing a field of flowers
travel4fun13: XD Edge was right
eyepatchgippal: and possiably preparing the world for global earthquakes due to his dragons prancing...
travel4fun13: Cue silent soothing country instrumental music?

/END

[Edge]

As long as Kain doesn't start fighting windmills, he should be happy with his little house on the prairie.

< He made me say it.

[Anreval Lycus]

Turning a mole hill into a mountain since 1991.

[11:36] eyepatchgippal: is talk to repa...lol he would proally want to send them to Baron...that way him and Edge can make a BAMF enterance
[11:36] hammwith2ms: YUS
[11:36] hammwith2ms: I imagine he'd live slightly closer to Baron, anyway.
[11:36] hammwith2ms: Since it's his home XD
[11:36] eyepatchgippal: yeah proally
[11:36] hammwith2ms: Edge: Damn, why do I have to go so far to visit you? D8 All I hear is "ARE WE THERE YET"
[11:37] eyepatchgippal: Kain: I will make the trip next time.
[11:37] hammwith2ms: Edge: You should ride a walrus here.
[11:37] eyepatchgippal: Kain: No, I am good.
[11:37] eyepatchgippal: lulz
[11:38] hammwith2ms: Edge: The kiddies wanted to see it, don't you know *was the one that wanted to see it, is lying*
[11:38] eyepatchgippal: Kain: Damnit Edge, making me act a fool. *rides a walrus in*
[11:39] hammwith2ms: Edge: *cheers from the walls* \o/