Post by Hope Estheim on Nov 14, 2011 16:45:11 GMT -5
SPOILER ALERT
A little, anyway.
Since I don't have the ability to record videos but want to share my Skyrim exploits anyway, I'm going to make a little journal-like thing to keep up with the happenings in my playthrough, for your entertainment. Feel free to comment or whatever you'd like! Spoilers on the main story I will keep to a minimum - you'll be hearing more about the stupid things I'm doing than the actual quests I'm accomplishing, though I obviously have to mention them at some point. Hope you enjoy!
A little, anyway.
Since I don't have the ability to record videos but want to share my Skyrim exploits anyway, I'm going to make a little journal-like thing to keep up with the happenings in my playthrough, for your entertainment. Feel free to comment or whatever you'd like! Spoilers on the main story I will keep to a minimum - you'll be hearing more about the stupid things I'm doing than the actual quests I'm accomplishing, though I obviously have to mention them at some point. Hope you enjoy!
Day 1 - Is it a dragon or a karma chameleon?
I did not expect to wake up this morning with my hands bound and surrounded by Thor, a horse thief, and a fellow who looked like a crow, but that's what happened nonetheless. Then some imperials threw me on a chopping block. Then a dragon showed up and ate all of them.
I have already pinched myself four times, I assure you.
To make a long story short, I escaped the site of the dragon attack with a rebel Nord by the name of Ralof. He seems to be of the "AND THUS IT WAS WRITTEN THAT THE SCOURGE ON THE LAND SHALL DOOM US AAAAALL" stereotype. In a moment of insanity, I followed him to the nearby town of Riverwood, where I received shelter and a good meal.
I'll write more once I figure out what in the name of the gods is going on.
And once Ralof shuts up.
The 1st Night - The cheese made me do it!
Riverwood seems to be your typical, incest-infested tiny mill town. Mind you, I'm only speculating about the incest, but these people all seem to be related to each other and are bored out of their minds. The prospect of being eaten by a dragon somehow thoroughly excites them.
All seemed to be going well, however, until I ran into a bard by the name of Sven in the inn. He proceeded to throw a forged letter at me that I was to deliver to one of the local dames (who, I assumed at first, may be his sister) in order to discredit a local elf who was trying for said dames affections. Or something along those lines. Not wanting to deliver the forged letter until I had actually met the elf whose chances of marriage I was probably ruining, I planned to visit the elf without telling Sven. Especially once he started singing. I'm not sure what happened after that, but once I got my ears bandaged to stop the bleeding, I headed to the elf's house and he invited me in.
He went about fixing his supper after we talked a moment, and I was genuinely going to tell him about the letter.
Until I saw it, sitting there on the table.
Cheese. So. Much. Cheese.
And it was just sitting there. And Faendal, the elf, had his back turned. The next thing I knew he was lying on the floor bleeding profusely. I have no idea what happened.
Okay, so I severed his spine with an axe and took all of his cheese. I promise I felt really bad about it afterwards.
I considered going to tell Sven I had killed his rival, but he would probably sing to me again so I opted to just continue with exploring the town and hope no one really liked Faendal. The cheese was delicious.
I opted instead to head to the trader's, where I discovered the young woman who had created all the fuss in the first place. The trader's sister, Camilla. Woooow. I no longer regretted having slayed one of her suitors.
Since I apparently hadn't almost died enough for one 24-hour period and since Camilla asked so nicely, I agreed to retrieve a stolen dragon's claw trinket from some brigands in the nearby mountain, a place called Bleak Falls Barrow. With the equipment stolen from fifteen different dead imperials and my cheese in tow, I have set off in the cold to the Barrow.