Post by quon on Apr 26, 2012 22:01:28 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentlemen from all over the Final Fantasy Universe,
Welcome to the next segment of the most FABULOUS blog out there. We’ll be discussing the RIGHT and WRONG things to do when it comes to fashion and other things. I will be accompanied by my fabulouspartner in crime, Barthandules, as we lead you onto the right path if you want to be just as fabulous as us.
Today’s topic: Pants? Parachute? Or both?
Well all Noel Kreiss from the new hit game, Final Fantasy XIII-2, as he ventures off with our very own Serah Farron to find her sister, Lightning Farron, and rid the timeline of the constant paradoxes. We all know he’s a pretty boy and any fangirls out there would be willing to shout “MY BODY IS READY” just to get a bit of attention by the lovely XIII-2 star, but here’s the question I have to ask about his outfit. Those pants…are they really necessary? Who in the world needs that much cloth? Let’s look into this a bit further.
My question for these fabulous pants is this. Is this just a fashion statement that Mr. Kreiss wishes to show off to the world? Or is there something he’s hiding? Or did the tailor simply let out those pants too much? Either way, I guess they can be used for convenient purposes like…when falling out of the sky in the beginning of XIII-2. I was amazed that Lightning had to save him, when he simply could’ve used his own clothes as a parachute! I guess Square Enix just wanted to add a bit more action to the beginning since they knew the game would be a flop anyways. When we asked Lightning about Noel’s fashion, she gave us a roll of her eyes and walked away, guess we’ll have to ask her later about that one. But secretly, I think she agrees with me.
If you ask me, I find Noel’s fashion sense…okay. It’s not amazing, but it’s not a complete flop unlike some people. That V-Neck shirt certainly shapes him well but the pants…the puffy parachute pants have to go. Get something more fitting Noel! Then your fangirls’ bodies will definitely be ready! Take my advice and either tailor them up a bit, or just find a new wardrobe. Keep those arms a-showing though! Those seem to get the ladies attention!
So, I’ll leave you with this question to ponder about the oh so pretty Noel Kreiss.
Pants?
Or parachute?
~ Quon Yobatsu