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[Warrior of Light]

Don't know why I'm doing this, I guess you could say people...pressured ME to do this. Anyways, it's very simple, ask me a question, post it below and no matter what the question is, I'll respond.

So....

...What is it you wish to ask me?

[faust]

Dear Tin Can,

What's the deal with all the armor? Don't you know that armor just slows you down and makes you look silly, to boot? You should man up and put on something comfortable. And while you're at it, put away that silly little pig-sticker. You got a pair of war-hammers right there at the ends of your arms, don't you? Give me one good reason for prancing about in a hundred pounds of steel bashed together by a drunken dwarf named Laliho with one eye and a serious obsession with nitro powder.

Sincerely,
The Monk (Who is cooler than you)

[Zack Fair]

Yo!

I've got a question for ya. Alright, so I was noticing your outfit, and...well I was wondering. How exactly do you deal with the fact that you've got boobs painted on your armor?

[Warrior of Light]

Apr 26, 2012 22:20:57 GMT -5 @faust said:

Dear Tin Can,

What's the deal with all the armor? Don't you know that armor just slows you down and makes you look silly, to boot? You should man up and put on something comfortable. And while you're at it, put away that silly little pig-sticker. You got a pair of war-hammers right there at the ends of your arms, don't you? Give me one good reason for prancing about in a hundred pounds of steel bashed together by a drunken dwarf named Laliho with one eye and a serious obsession with nitro powder.

Sincerely,
The Monk (Who is cooler than you)

I've always been fond of armor, keeps me well protected, and sure it may slow me down a little bit, but it sure beats taking arrows through the chest without something to block them. There are many people out there who prefer different methods of fighting, I like my armor and sword, some like lances, some like fists - like you - so...for my own personal safety, that is why I wear the armor, otherwise I wouldn't feel comfortable doing half of the things I do, like fighting massive hoards of manikins...or going against a guy with a sword twice my size.

Hope that answers your question.

- WoL

[Warrior of Light]

Apr 26, 2012 22:22:25 GMT -5 Zack Fair said:

Yo!

I've got a question for ya. Alright, so I was noticing your outfit, and...well I was wondering. How exactly do you deal with the fact that you've got boobs painted on your armor?

I don't know if this is even worth answering. Where have all the intelligent people gone these days? (Read above answer!)

- WoL

[Zack Fair]

Alright then,

Since ya didn't give me a proper answer, I think I deserve another question. Ya mentioned that ya fight guys with much bigger 'swords' then yours. Can you tell me how THAT feels? Did you have moments growing up where insecurity hit and you had to dive into a bucket of ice cream to make it better?

[Warrior of Light]

Apr 26, 2012 22:35:45 GMT -5 Zack Fair said:

Alright then,

Since ya didn't give me a proper answer, I think I deserve another question. Ya mentioned that ya fight guys with much bigger 'swords' then yours. Can you tell me how THAT feels? Did you have moments growing up where insecurity hit and you had to dive into a bucket of ice cream to make it better?

I meant literal swords, you halfwit. I feel no intimidation from others no matter what kind or size their weapon may be.

- WoL

[alice]

Tell meh something. Did you ever consider sellin' tha' helmet of yers?
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[Warrior of Light]

Apr 27, 2012 0:12:25 GMT -5 @alice said:

Tell meh something. Did you ever consider sellin' tha' helmet of yers?
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THAT WAS YOU?! Well, at least I got it back. No, I never considering well made armor, thank you very much.

- WoL