Ask Trey

[Trey]

(YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELVES. SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE.)

"Hello!

I understand some person or another devised some sort of idea for interviewing people so others might get to know them better. It was only mentioned in passing, really, so I don't exactly know who had the idea. I would guess that, whoever it was, they apparently notified the school about it so some of the students could be interviewed. I was fairly sure someone would be interested in interviewing a member of Class Zero, so I decided I'd volunteer myself, since some of the other members of the class tend to have...wayward tendencies with their words, at times, and some hate having to answer questions in general. And...still more probably wouldn't understand some of the questions. So I decided it would be best for me to put myself forward as an interviewee to make the whole process fairly seamless. If you have any questions about me specifically, feel free to ask them. As for the other members of Class Zero, I can't exactly answer for them, but if you had just a general question about one of them, I wouldn't mind answering it. When it comes to the school or some sort of school subject, I can provide an explanation of whatever you'd like...so long as it doesn't deal with mathematics or one of my other weaker subjects. Then you all might be here a while, listening to me fumbling around with the answer. Then again, it would be pretty challenging to have to come up with an answer to one of those questions on the spot...but you wouldn't find it as interesting as I would.

So, yes, ask me a question! More than one if you'd like."

[eleven]

Trey! Trey! Treeey! I have a question.

Seeing as you're the most...uh...detailed speaker of the Class, I figured I'd ask you instead of someone else. Maybe then I can fully understand things instead of getting a brief answer and being expected to know exactly what it means. ANYWAYS. Question time...

...if you were in MY shoes, and there was a certain ginger haired girl that you wanted to impress by any means necessary, what would you do? Whether it be corny, stupid or whatever, I just need a few ideas so I can show Cinq- I mean...said woman how amazing I am and stuff.

Thanks in advance for the answer, bro!

- Jack

[Trey]

"I'd be happy to help, Jack! Though I'm not sure why you waited to ask me here as opposed to band practice... I do suppose King wouldn't be interested and probably skip out on the practice... Okay, so I do know why you wouldn't have asked in band practice.

I can't say I'm especially adept at...impressing women or anything of that sort, but I do know how to express to a woman that you're interested in her. I wouldn't think the hair color made any distance, to start. The entire 'blondes have more fun' and 'brainy brunettes' stereotypes don't hold any real weight to them. While Queen may indeed may be brunette and may...have better grades than most of the girls in the class...and usually myself...she's only a special exception to the rule. You shouldn't need to do anything particularly special because this girl you're looking to attract is ginger. I doubt if she were 'soulless' like the stereotype states that you would be asking me about her in the first place.

Like I said, I'm not the one to ask for impressing anyone, but I can provide you with some advice. Have you tried asking her to dinner yet? Or are you wanting to get to know her first and find out if she finds you...amazing? Either way, your best bet would be to start off slowly. Find out her interests. Does she enjoy sports? Fashion? Poetry? If you can determine a hobby the two of you both share, then you can easily find ways to spend time with her and get to know her a little better. In my own...romantic situations, I've actually found that women surprise you with their interests. They may like....just to pull an example off of the top of my head...chili cheese fries. Knowing what they spend their time doing is the best way to start. But, again, I'm not a professional on the subject.

As for acting on those interests to attract the girl...I would normally say 'be yourself and don't change just to adjust to her', but you did say 'by any means necessary', so I take it you'd be willing to make a few sacrifices. I think you could afford to adjust to her a little bit if need be if you're that interested in her.

I hope I was able to help you here. If you have any more questions, don't hesitate to let me know."