Post by dysley on Feb 24, 2012 22:05:22 GMT -5
Hello all of you wonder supporters of Sammy and I’s wonderful blog!
As always, we will be discussing the RIGHT and WRONG things to do when it comes to fashion, as well as almost everything else from daily life! Right! Stay in tune to listen and be amazed as we show you exactly what you SHOULD and SHOULDN’T do. Why be dull when you can be fabulous?
Today’s topic is……dun dun dun……Kuja. Male or female? Thong or Cup?
Coming from the game of Final Fantasy 9, the world of Gaia, we have on topic today, the sleek, feathery Kuja. Some might say he’s a bad man, trying to thwart our very own monkey man Zidane and company, but others might say he’s ‘oh so fine.’ The question we’re asking today is ‘Male or female? Thong or cup?’
Amazing how one bad clothing decision can effect you for the rest of your natural life, and beyond. Yes, Kuja must have been either high on something, or really really drunk when he decided to buy the thong he decided on. Now when looking at it, especially with the long fabulous hair and slender build, you have to ask, is that a man or a woman? Yes, truly, especially from long distances, one might think ‘a beautiful specimen to show off my hip thrusting skills’, but are in for quite the shock when they see exactly what it is that they’re looking at.
Then on second glance, they think once again, that they were initially right, and that they were looking at a woman. That exact thing happened to one Zack Fair from the original planet Gaia, and so when we asked him what he thought about it, he reacted quite poorly. In fact, he told us that he ‘didn’t know whether to hit on it or not’, and was extremely confused further when it actually spoke. After that we continued on and asked Zidane if he enjoyed having a ‘brother’. His reaction puzzled us, as he asked us if we were referring to his sister. I think Mr. Monkey thinks he has a sister. But what do you think?
Taking a closer look at the ‘man thong’ that is apparent where his…parts would be, we see that it almost looks like it is, in fact, a home for something. But could it be that he’s a she simply trying to avoid being taken advantage of? It’s a hard world out there, trying to keep yourself alive and well without having to worry about another little mouth to feed. Perhaps this he/she is simply afraid of men taking advantage. Who are we to judge? Oh wait, we’re the FABULOUS FASHION GURUS! For now we shall refer to this being as an ‘it’, and we leave it to you to make the call.
Man with a thong?
Or a woman in hiding?
--By Barthandelus