Post by Carla Ayatsugi on Feb 27, 2012 14:23:27 GMT -5
Hello men and women of Rubrum!
We apparently have more then one mysterious guest hanging around our fair school. Perhaps you’ve read my article on Trey’s mysterious woman, but have you gotten a chance to look at the new mystery man walking around Rubrum sporting a tight shirt, a very nice ‘sword’, and a set of entrapping eyes? If you haven’t, then you’re missing out. Yes, spring is here, love is in the air, if you want to see someone any woman would drool over, track down this man. Could it be that Rubrum has moved past our very own Doctor Love, Kazusa and found another heart throb?
To figure out the answer to that question, I had to dig deeply for some information. Thankfully, our very own Class Zero was more then happy to comment on this gorgeous young man. Shall we start from the smallest numbers and go up? Alright then. First we interviewed our very own Deuce. What she said about this young mystery man, was that she was going to teach him how to play her ‘flute.’ Apparently he expressed interest in this instrument. Of course, Deuce is a master in the art of flutes, and will be more then just a good teacher, but the best. Gotta get those hand and lip movements just right to make the desired effect. The sound that comes when just right, is very pleasant to hear, and you can often hear the whistling of this tune around Rubrum.
Along that note, Cater mentioned that though he’s already an impressive specimen, he needed to learn how to shoot his gun. In nine months we might see a few more blue eyed, brown haired, parachute panted children running around. I fear the effects of Cater teaching him how to use a gun.
Cinque wasn’t much help in this area. To be honest, when we asked her what her thoughts were on this bright young man, she did nothing but shout ‘I LIKE TURTLES’ and flee. I’m not sure what that was all about, but then again, what can we be sure of when it comes to her? And that leads us up to our very own Sice. Her comment left us wondering as well. Sice said that he could 'buy me chili cheese fries any day or night of the week'. I'll leave it up to you to understand what that means, because I’m still lost. Perhaps someone could leave a comment to enlighten us.
Next number Seven was asked, and mentioned that after seeing him train, noted that he had not only an extreme amount of stamina, but also flexibility. I wonder how she figured that out… On second thought, we probably shouldn’t question it. Perhaps she was tired of overcompensation. Queen mentioned that he had a physique of a god. In fact, she was there with Seven when asked, and agreed whole heartedly with number Seven about not only his stamina, but his flexibility as well. I wonder how they both know about this.
And last but not least of our Class Zero girls, Rem Tokimiya. All we got from her when asked about this new mysterious man, was a dreamy look and her saying that ‘He can come to my room late at night with nothing but a boa on.’ Sometimes I wonder, but obviously she’s a girl that knows what she wants.
Now for a few of our guys, or more girls. You be the judge. Kazusa when asked, mentioned that after seeing this man, he would make ‘a love potion named ‘Kriess love’, and give it, for a price, to any man that needed a little help in his love life. If anyone’s in need of help or interested, find Kazusa, he shall give you his price. And of course, how can we forget Quon? I couldn’t help but ask him if he’d rather have Noel or Nine pelvic thrust near him. To be honest, I didn’t get much of an answer that I could understand. All I heard was something between screaming and choking, before he tried to kill me. What I can say on that note is freedom of speech Quon. We don’t question your choice of ‘friends’, so please don’t question the freedom of speech. As always, I leave it to you to decide who Rubrum’s heart throb will be.
Our love doctor Kazua?
Or the mysterious Noel Kreiss?
--By Carla Ayatsugi
