Post by Reno Sinclair on Apr 5, 2012 0:40:15 GMT -5
-- BE OUR GUEST --
Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.
And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a
chair as Square Enix proudly presents -
Eternal Darkness!
Be our guest! Be our guest!
Put our writers to the test
Post your audition and your app, cherie
And we'll accept the best
Snow du jour
WoL hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve
From the old games
that no one remembers
Don't believe me? Ask the members!
They can write, they can joke
After all, Miss, we’re all on dope
And the writing here is never second best
Go on, unfold the rule book
Take a glance and then you'll
Be our guest
Oui, our guest
Be our guest!
Bartz ragout
Light souffle
Bobbito "en flambe"
We'll prepare and write with flair
A final cabaret!
You're alone
And you're scared
But the staff is all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the admins are entertaining
We tell jokes! Admins do tricks
With their fellow young sidekicks
And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet
Come on and lift your mouse
Stay stuck inside your house
To be our guest
If you're stressed
It's fine writing we suggest
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Life it’s so unnerving
For a staff who is not serving
they’re not whole without members to wait upon
ahh those good ol' days when we were usefull
suddenly those good ol' days are gone
10 days we've been rusting
Needing so much more than dusting
Needing threads, a chance to use our skills
Most days we just lay around the cbox
Can't be fat and lazy you walked in and oopsiedaisy
It's a guest! It's a guest!
Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!
Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
I've had the boards freshly pressed
Requesting threads, perhaps three
And my dear that's fine with me
While the members do their writing
I'll be lurking and advertising
I'll get bored, do a lot
Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
Clean it up! We want the company impressed
We've got a lot to do!
Is it one thread or two?
For you, our guest!
She/he’s our guest!
She/he’s our guest!
She/he’s our guest!
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Be our guest! Be our guest!
Our command is your request
It's been days since we've had anybody here
And we're obsessed
With your apps, with your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the admins are still glowing
Let us help you, We'll keep going
Step by Step, one by one
'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
Then we'll shoo you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's meet up
with you our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Please, be our guest!
And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a
chair as Square Enix proudly presents -
Eternal Darkness!
Be our guest! Be our guest!
Put our writers to the test
Post your audition and your app, cherie
And we'll accept the best
Snow du jour
WoL hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve
From the old games
that no one remembers
Don't believe me? Ask the members!
They can write, they can joke
After all, Miss, we’re all on dope
And the writing here is never second best
Go on, unfold the rule book
Take a glance and then you'll
Be our guest
Oui, our guest
Be our guest!
Bartz ragout
Light souffle
Bobbito "en flambe"
We'll prepare and write with flair
A final cabaret!
You're alone
And you're scared
But the staff is all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the admins are entertaining
We tell jokes! Admins do tricks
With their fellow young sidekicks
And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet
Come on and lift your mouse
Stay stuck inside your house
To be our guest
If you're stressed
It's fine writing we suggest
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Life it’s so unnerving
For a staff who is not serving
they’re not whole without members to wait upon
ahh those good ol' days when we were usefull
suddenly those good ol' days are gone
10 days we've been rusting
Needing so much more than dusting
Needing threads, a chance to use our skills
Most days we just lay around the cbox
Can't be fat and lazy you walked in and oopsiedaisy
It's a guest! It's a guest!
Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!
Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
I've had the boards freshly pressed
Requesting threads, perhaps three
And my dear that's fine with me
While the members do their writing
I'll be lurking and advertising
I'll get bored, do a lot
Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
Clean it up! We want the company impressed
We've got a lot to do!
Is it one thread or two?
For you, our guest!
She/he’s our guest!
She/he’s our guest!
She/he’s our guest!
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Be our guest! Be our guest!
Our command is your request
It's been days since we've had anybody here
And we're obsessed
With your apps, with your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the admins are still glowing
Let us help you, We'll keep going
Step by Step, one by one
'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
Then we'll shoo you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's meet up
with you our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Please, be our guest!
(c) Repa and Branden
Original Song, Be Our Guest from Disney's Beauty and the Beast
