Bar Host? Or Evening Escort?

[quon]

Ladies and Gentlemen from all over the Final Fantasy Universe,

Welcome to the next segment of the most FABULOUS blog out there. We’ll be discussing the RIGHT and WRONG things to do when it comes to fashion and other things. I will be accompanied by my fabulous partner in crime, Barthandules, as we lead you onto the right path if you want to be just as fabulous as us.

Today’s topic: Lebreau: Bar host, or evening escort?

Lebreau, from the hit games Final Fantasy XIII and Final Fantasy XIII-2, a minor character to some…but to others, she’s one to be in the spotlight. No, not for her amazing personality, and not even for her cooking, I bet you can guess what I’m talking about. Just look at that outfit of hers! It isn’t all that fabulous and coming from me, that’s really saying something. Not to knock on the woman for her choice of attire, all I’m saying is that in the real world, if someone walked down the street in that outfit, only a few very similar words would come to mind, but I’ll be nice and just go with….Evening Escort.

First off, let’s talk about those shorts, if you could call those things shorts. And people make fun of Alyssa’s shorts for being so short, these have a new meaning to them…these my viewers, are booty shorts. They get attention from most of the male population throughout all of Cocoon and Pulse, any of course anywhere else Lebreau likes to strut her stuff. With the booty shorts come thigh high stockings, now…that’s a little…yep. They’re all sheer and what not, lacy in areas which only brings me back to my initial thought, Evening Escort. And then as you go through the rest of this outfit you see a crop top, boobs and a shirt that doesn’t even rest on her shoulders. Does anyone else see what I’m seeing?! Perhaps NORA’s funds aren’t all coming from the bar, who are we to know? Perhaps most of their funds are coming from a part time job that no one knows about? The dark and dirty side to Final Fantasy XIII/XIII-2.

We lurked around NORA’s base in New Bodhum and tried to speak with those closest to Lebreau. When we came across a blonde mechanic, Maqui, he didn’t have anything intelligent to say on the subject except that Lebreau was an amazing cook and that she got angry when his chocobo, Cookie ate everything and wrecked up her kitchen. Which brings me back to funds, if a chocobo messes up a kitchen, you gotta pay for things to be fixed right? Well, we continued our search for other people to interview, that’s when we came across the huge and very intimidating Gadot, one of Lebreau’s childhood friends. When we asked him what he thought of Lebreau’s outfit and where the funds for NORA really came from, he had this to say. “She gets good tips.” But where do these tips come from hmmm?

My advice to Lebreau, get some pants that go past your hips please…unless you really are advertising more than food and drink at your bar…hey, bills need to be paid don’t they?

I’ll leave you guys to ponder the following…

Bar host?

Or Evening Escort?

~ Quon Yobatsu