Post by Carla Ayatsugi on Oct 10, 2012 11:11:51 GMT -5
Hello men and women of Rubrum!
I come to you on this fine day with yet another dilemma that needs solving! Of course you’re wondering what it can be this time, right? Well rest assured, it’s a very serious issue that we’re discussing today, but I won’t keep you guessing for longer than need be. No, today we’re going to be discussing an issue that involves King, number thirteen of Class Zero.
What will we be discussing you ask? This is a slightly disturbing matter in which I just figured out. I had been simply walking through the hallway when I noticed Queen, another prominent figure of Class Zero drop something she had just been given. Being the person I am, I was going to pick it up and give it back to Queen…
But before I could do so, my eyes were drawn to what the ticket said, as I’m sure your eyes will be when you see it. Because I was so shocked, I had to take a picture of this ticket for proof of what I saw.
Obviously I had to get down to the bottom of why exactly Seven was giving this ticket to Queen. Was it real? Is this actually something that has been going on? Would a prominent figure of Class Zero really stoop to this level? And what motive could possibly be behind it?
My investigations first led me to Queen herself. When questioned about this ticket, she seemed to have no idea what I was talking about, and even faked innocence when I showed her the ticket. Now…this was strange to me, but I figured that this was just simply a classic case of hiding an addiction. No matter how badly I tried, she adamantly remained firm in her saying that she had no idea where I had gotten that. This was disappointing of course, but I couldn’t stop right there. No, I had to continue with my investigation.
What if there was a ring of prostitution inside Class Zero covered by people thinking it’s an amusement park, and no one was aware? Is there ride for each of the men in Class Zero? What would all be involved in an amusement park where the featured ride is this? I couldn’t allow anyone else to get dragged into this if that was indeed the case! The next person I went to was the researcher, also known as Dr. Love, Kazusa. I figured that since he had spoken of love potions in previous times, that he might know something about this. Though he admitted to never seeing anything like it, he also mentioned that he could see why people would buy something like this. I decided not to question him any more on that subject, but the mystery just deepened.
Because Deuce has been seen ‘baking cookies’ with King on plenty of occasions, I figured I would turn to her next in my investigation. I couldn’t honestly make any sense of what Deuce tried to tell me when I showed her the ticket. She simply burst into tears and ran away screaming something about it being true. Though I was curious about what ‘it’ was, I decided not to pursue her.
Next I turned to Nine, King’s own roommate. I figured that if anyone knew about anything, it would be him. And he did shed some light on the subject! He mentioned that at a previous party for Trey (Number 3 in Class Zer0) Machina had been wearing a boa, and that some fairly strange things had happened there. Why do I picture the boys all in boas dancing up on a table while drunk? Is that simply me? Another thing he mentioned was that King has weird…habits. He even mentioned that sometimes he leaves in the middle of the night and comes back to the dorm room covered in glitter and missing some articles of clothing. What does he do while he’s away? Why does he return covered in glitter? Is this yet another addiction he’s trying to hide from the eyes of everyone else?
So there seems to be two ideas here for what could have happened. Is a ticket to King’s crotch in high demand? Is there a ring of prostitution covered by an amusement park around the school that we have to worry about? Or was it simply a joke gone wrong? I propose we put cameras in various places to get down to the bottom of this mystery. As a fine student of Rubrum, I cannot allow anything bad to be taking place if there are young, innocent children around! Can you imagine if someone got sucked into this? And how much money would be wasted on this? We must get to the bottom of this! If we don’t, King could continue to lose articles of clothing and finally get so covered in glitter that he sticks to objects and turns into Rubrum’s next art project! The tragedy of this…we must stop the addiction now.
But as always, I leave it to you to decide.
An elaborate joke gone wrong?
Or an amusement park within Rubrum where King’s crotch is the ride of your life?
--By Carla Ayatsugi
